what have you done to your freelander today?

[vivnap]

if you want to clear the snow and warm the interior up before you go for a drive in it simply set it on fire

another helpfull hint is to park it where you know there will be a huge snow drift in the morning, that way you wont have to admit you own a wanklander !

more helpful tips to follow soon

[Bond]

do i sense feelings of jealousy?

[vivnap]

Originally Posted by Bond

do i sense feelings of jealousy?

yes !

im so jelouse i cant go into a pub and shout freelander owner comming through.

aint no one gonna mess with you after you shout that, they think your either rock hard or just fuckin nuts.
no one admits openly to owning a wanklander unless they are the above

[Bond]

Originally Posted by vivnap

yes !

im so jelouse i cant go into a pub and shout freelander owner comming through.

aint no one gonna mess with you after you shout that, they think your either rock hard or just fuckin nuts.
no one admits openly to owning a wanklander unless they are the above

you don't need to own a freelander to do that, you could pretend.
Or in your case dream.

[vivnap]

Originally Posted by Bond

you don't need to own a freelander to do that, you could pretend.
Or in your case dream.

if i was the hardest cage fighter in the world or nuttier than squirrel shit i wouldnt dream of buying a wanklander

[Boxer]

I used to have a Hippo but i've had therapy and I'm alright now except for an addiction to the 'L' series engine.

[Bond]

Its getting harder to start my L-series now, new glow plugs i think, just can't be arsed removing the fuel pump. Might just change 3 of the plugs.

[Boxer]

The one in my MG only has three fitted i think. I changed three on my old Hippo and it sorted it.

[Bond]

just filled it up £60! and put some millers in aswell.